Saturday, September 15, 2007

Road House Trivia about Jasper...

Jasper, home of the Double Deuce and evil arch-villian Brad Wesley, is located in Missouri. Many people have speculated, for some reason, that the Double Deuce is located in Los Angeles, California. These people are cynics. And cynics must pay the price. You know what I mean. Do what you must if you ever hear someone besmirching Missouri, Jasper, the Double Deuce or, most importantly, you or your hairstyle.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Why Is Wade Garrett a Great Man/Bouncer?

Wade Garrett: I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.

Case closed! Or, as South Philly Phil would say, "Fuhgedaboutit!"

Monday, September 3, 2007

Road House Trivia, Question #3892

Q: Is Tinker afraid of polar bears?
A: Yes!